BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 10/25 – 10/31: So this week, even though I’m behind a week (yes, I’ll catch up this weekend), I’ve decided to take a different approach with the #HashtagWars done by @midnight. First, I’m giving them their own section, separate from my other Tweets, posts, etc. Second, I’m only including ones that are 100% original. I do a search for my joke and if anyone else did it – it doesn’t make it on this page: even if I did it first. There are some low hanging fruit and obvious jokes with each #HashtagWars and we come up with the same stuff. It happens. But there are a few where I know someone copied mine and used it as their own, because I used an odd Syntax or put in a special character where it didn’t need to be. You know who you are and did you not know that Twitter has a search function that shows not only that you stole my joke but time stamps that shit as well? Douchebag.
OTHER STUFF:
New tag arrived today!
Need to plunder something. Yes, bartender, I’ll take a Me & Coke, please.
Enjoying some Captain and vape! #ForeverVaping
Best Buy just aired a Christmas commercial. In October. I am now no longer shopping at Best Buy.
On the road back to Pittsburgh. 12 hours of other drivers pissing me off.
Even when I’m on the road, the storms fizzle out before getting to me. Mother Nature hates me.
After numerous searches on the Internet, I have concluded that I have Ebola. The Internet is never wrong.
So when does Earth to Echo 2: Payback come out where Echo, with all his alien friends, takes revenge for the government shooting him down?
140 CHARACTER ASSASSINATION:
Who wants some roast? TAINTED MEAT!!! #TheWalkingDead
We had Swiss steak for dinner tonight. #TAINTEDMEAT #TheWalkingDead
Eating Bob gives #TheWalkingDead chocolate pudding a whole new meaning.
I have only a few Zombiepocalypse rules. No kids is one of them. Judith proves my point. #TheWalkingDead
All praise the red-handled machete! #TWD #TheWalkingDead
Uh-oh, did Daryl bring back some #TAINTEDMEAT to the church? #TheWalkingDead
#HashtagWars WITH @Midnight:
Lawrence of Catabia #CatMovies @midnight
The Abyssinian #CatMovies @midnight
Breakfast at Chantilly-Tiffany #CatMovies @midnight
The Godpawder #CatMovies @midnight
12 Angry Mice #CatMovies @midnight
The Usual Suspets #CatMovies @midnight
12 Years a Pet #CatMovies @midnight
The Himalayan Blues Brothers #CatMovies @midnight
When Hairy Met Alley #CatMovies @midnight
Hairballspray #CatMovies @midnight
Sarah Palin makes Vivid deal #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight
Michael Vick opens animal shelter #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight
Every Wives Tale is TRUE #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight
Rapture happened: you missed it #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight
Rick & Daryl: gay love scene #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight #TWD
Zombies only eat Playboy Bunnies #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight
Cloverfield monster… was a baby #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Jason. #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight
Olympics being held in Liberia #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight
Condom broke… with a prostitute #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight
Technically, we’re all TAINTED MEAT! #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight #TheWalkingDead
EMP burst kills the Internet #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight
They’re just friction burns. Honest! #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight
Adam & Steve, not Adam & Eve! #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight
What’s in the box? Microsoft-10 #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight
Satan’s number is actually 404 #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight
Come again… How fast, officer? #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight
Yosemite seismic activity rapidly increasing #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight #NotReallyFunny
You don’t take credit cards? #ScaryStoriesIn5Words @midnight
CAPTION CENTRAL:
This would make more sense if the car were a Tiburon.
IHOP on Pop… IHOP on Car.
Cool story about a penis, but the real news: The James Bond Submersible Lotus is in a museum in Miami!!!!!!
Blair Scott: Synthentral 