BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 8/16 – 8/22: This was an interesting week. Ferguson went crazy, Barðarbunga threatened to erupt (it actually began a small eruption on 8/23), St Louis PD shot a man for stealing two sodas, the San Francisco police shot a man for not paying his bus fare, and I finally put primer on my bathroom wall! What happened to Freedom of Press in this country? Why are the police putting media in a “designated press area” when shit’s going crazy? No one puts the media in a “designated media area” in a war zone, but when riots are breaking out, suddenly we’re concerned about the safety of the media? I call bullshit. A “designated media area” is contrary to the very idea of Freedom of Press. Yeah, I know, no humor in there, sorry.
On the bright side of this week, a few storms rolled through that were close enough for me to chase during my lunch break. Chasing is something that makes me very happy, especially when I can get out of the office for a bit to do it.
OTHER STUFF:
Always funny when the camera only captures part of the lightning. It just looks so weird. #alwx 8/17/2014 13:34:02
So True! (created by Blair Scott)
If you say “possibly” “maybe” “I wonder” or “perhaps” while on air, you’re not being a journalist, you’re being a talk show host.
Chasemares… (created by Blair Scott)
While chasing Monday in Huntsville, I was looking at the radar and laughing, “Oh look, there’s a hurricane just south of me.“
I’ve found a few spots around here with at least a one mile unobstructed view: now if I can just get the storms to go there.
Chasemares… (created by Blair Scott)
Just chillin’! Drinkin’ some Windex!
Waiting for bats in Arkansas. Wait, is my GF naked behind me? #MidnightVacation @midnight
Perfect vacation? Chasing tornadoes in Alabama! #MidnightVacation @midnight
I just declined the #IceBucketChallenge because the ALSA only gives 27% to research. I only donate to orgs that give at least 50%. #SourPuss
140 CHARACTER ASSASSINATIONS:
There was a bug hovering above the toilet water. Was.
Ice Water Challenge for Drought Awareness #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Shake Weight Challenge for Parkinson’s Disease Awareness #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Hot Dog Eating Contest for Hunger Awareness #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Maalox Challenge for Irritable Bowel Syndrome Awareness #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Sudoku Challenge for ADHD Awareness #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Black Out Drunk Challenge for Alzheimer’s Disease Awareness #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Powdered White Donut Challenge for Anthrax Awareness #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
72oz Steak Challenge for E.Coli Awareness #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Pumping Iron Competition for Hemochromatosis Awareness #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Fishing Contest for Hookworm Awareness #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Suzanne Somers Thigh Master Competition for PID (Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) Awareness #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Roof Building for Shingles Awareness #NextBigCharityChallenge @midnight
Now that the media has been kicked out, back to our normal everyday lives of ignoring reality. #Ferguson #FreedomOfPress
#OneDirectionAlbumLeaked : Well, I guess we better put the boys back in diapers.
You’ve Got Ghost #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
10 Things I Hate About Boo #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
The 40-Year-Old Vampire #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Psychic-Drunk Love #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Poltergeist In Pink #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Slenderman In Seattle #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Sixteen Candelabras #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
It Happened One Black Knight #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
The Purple Ghost of Cairo #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
(500) Days of Summermaids #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
His Girl Friday the 13th #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Chasing Bigfoot #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Bridget Jones’s Dhampirs #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Werewolf and Maude #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Four Warlocks and a Funeral #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Slay Anything #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
The Princess Corpse Bride #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
When Fairy Met Sally #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Witch Perfect #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Mermaid In Manhattan #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
American Psy #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Warlock of Ages #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
There’s Something About Mary Shelley #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Banshee’s Just Not That Into You #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Deconstructing Fairy #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Bigfoot Loose #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Fast Times at Ridgemont Psy #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
50 First Wraiths #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
Hex and the City #SupernaturalRomComs @midnight
2.6 million children starve to death every year. You think god cares about your grades. Even Helen Keller didn’t have blind faith like that.
Knocked down every fighter. Destroyed every torpedo plane and bomber before they dropped their loads. Still lost Pearl Harbor. #GameLogic
CAPTION CENTRAL:
Mmm….. balls.
When you absolutely, positively, must be prepared for the paparazzi.
When the man you’re dating just won’t get the hint and make a move…
Aww, the Holy Grail rabbits are all growed up!
Because nothing says “I Love Jesus” more than crosses on your leggings and underwear!
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trust me ladies when I tell you that this guy has crabs.
How many times do I have to warn all of you to constantly be aware of your surroundings?
Meanwhile, in Kansas…
Blair Scott: Synthentral 