BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 10/26 – 11/1: I don’t know how I missed last week’s BWAHAHA post, so here it is. I guess I was too busy picking my nose or something. I take that back, I do know how I missed last week’s update: I was busy getting ready for my annual Halloween Party. We had over 40 partiers this year and did the house up as a Dexter kill room (including a victim). We splattered “blood” everywhere and had a lot of fun doing it.
10/26
You know what’s really awkward? The word awkward.
Halloween: kids empty into streets taking candy from strangers: you know, something we tell kids not to do the rest of the year.
The Halloween Party “victim” was a bad, bad, dirty, dirty, girl!
10/27
It may take a few days to recover from last night’s Halloween Party. Percocet. Check. Bleach. Check. Flamethrower. Check.
The war against the ferocious penguins continues successfully! Wait, that’s not funny.
Apparently, I’m a natural born spiller.
10/28
I don’t know who or what I was making this face at during the Halloween Party, but this is great!
10/29
I mention I had to a take a Percocet in one fucking comment… and Facebook thinks I’m an addict!
If you disagree with the overwhelming majority of scientists and smart people: you’re probably wrong.
Being silly with Spaceballs!
10/30
I go to http://MuslimMingle.Com to help Islamic women get out of their burqas.
One of my favorite German bands says the word opposite as opposight. Singing in English is cute.
I’m not mooning you because I don’t like you. I just need an excuse to get some fresh air on my ass.
Hell hath no fury like Christians hell-bent on saving you from Hell.
I posted the article I wrote on Group Sex.
10/31
I hereby pledge to refuse to shop at any store that airs Christmas commercials before Turkey Day.
Mother nature just fucked my neighbor… and now I’ll probably lose power because of it. Thanks Obama!
11/1
Security at the airport is not LAX today at all!
Blair Scott: Synthentral 