BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 9/21 – 9/27: I was distracted by Grand Theft Auto V this week. And if all the GTA5 posts are being monitored by the NSA, then they were equally distracted by it.
Just killed a bunch of Marines and blew up a barracks: then stole a helicopter. Process that one #NSA! #GTA5
“Gangsta by night, parachuting pussy by day.” #GTA5 – that was a funny line.
Oh, look… someone called someone a name on a blog. How original.
#SenatorCruz may be on “cruz control,” but right toward a cliff. More like a “cruz missile” with all the damage he’s doing.
Iran’s extended hand reminds me of the grizzly bear that smiled and asked, “Want to come to my place for dinner?”
I’m glad #SenatorCruz read Green Eggs & Ham, because if there’s one thing Socialist Muslim Kenyans hate, is fucking Dr. Seuss.
I replay the Rampage: Hipster Killing Spree time and time again. #GTA5
I wish there was a way to slap people through the TV. I get headaches listening to Republitards on the news.
I’m beginning to think #GTA5 takes place in Alabama.
Not as far to drive for that beach vacation. #BenefitsOfGlobalWarming
Going on my Fall camping trip in December. #BenefitsOfGlobalWarming