* Southwest flight blows three tires during aborted takeoff in Denver: Pilot recognizes mistake of letting Kevin Smith fly again.
* 40 years after Roe v. Wade, more states restricting abortion. In other news, coat hanger manufacturer bribe scheme uncovered.
* Santa Monica campus police faulted for pepper spray use: it was racist to assume Mexican-Americans liked it hot & spicy.
* Two lemurs loose in Miami and attack 2-yo girl: police to crowd, “You need to move it, move it! We need to move it, move it!”
* Church files show attempts to protect molester priests in Los Angeles: atheists respond, “Duh!”
Blair Scott: Synthentral 