20130122: News of the Day

* Southwest flight blows three tires during aborted takeoff in Denver: Pilot recognizes mistake of letting Kevin Smith fly again.

* 40 years after Roe v. Wade, more states restricting abortion. In other news, coat hanger manufacturer bribe scheme uncovered.

* Santa Monica campus police faulted for pepper spray use: it was racist to assume Mexican-Americans liked it hot & spicy.

* Two lemurs loose in Miami and attack 2-yo girl: police to crowd, “You need to move it, move it! We need to move it, move it!”

* Church files show attempts to protect molester priests in Los Angeles: atheists respond, “Duh!”

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