BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 10/11 – 10/17: I’m on the road in Pittsburgh this week. Mostly bored off my ass since the techs have everything under control and I’m here only because the contract requires a project manager on site. So I sit in my hotel room on conference calls all day… staring out the window at Pittsburgh, well, at least I think it’s Pittsburgh, because it looks like the set to The Walking Dead or The Last of Us.
OTHER STUFF:
Lightning captured with cell phone camera.
If they ever make Dr. Who a woman, they’ll have to rename it to Dr. Who-Ha.
If you’re a hippie, please don’t stand in front of the fan. Now the entire room smells like B.O. and patchouli.
I brought the obligatory chocolate pudding to the season premier of #TheWalkingDead
Older woman pulling into the oil change Bay next to me almost drove into the hole. The mechanic was screaming at her.
I feel like the theme music from JAWS should be playing as this line approaches.
FoodValu, where the employees are still in high school and the customers have already purchased plots at the cemetery.
Watching the Ebola patient drive through Atlanta reminds me of the OJ Chase, except the woman’s not dead, yet.
The idiocy being said regarding Ebola is hyperEbolic! The only thing airborne is fear-mongering and ignorance: that shit’s contagious!
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My hotel room last night smelled of BO. I was worried it was me. Now I know it’s the housekeeper who stink. #DeodorantSavesLives
At least my hotel room has a great view of local artwork. #Pittsburgh
140 CHARACTER ASSASSINATIONS:
Tweakin’ ULY55E55 #HipHopBooks @midnight
The Drake Gatsby #HipHopBooks @midnight
Travi$ Scott Fitzgerald #HipHopBooks @midnight
Brave New World Boyz #HipHopBooks @midnight
The Soulja and the Fury #HipHopBooks @midnight
Trey Sons and Lovers #HipHopBooks @midnight
Sean Wington of the Dove #HipHopBooks @midnight
Tender is the Dizzy Wright #HipHopBooks @midnight
The Good Soulja #HipHopBooks @midnight
Lord of the Plies #HipHopBooks @midnight
The RainBow Wow #HipHopBooks @midnight
Wale Fire #HipHopBooks @midnight
Mally Malltese Falcon #HipHopBooks @midnight
Gucci Mane Street #HipHopBooks @midnight
The French Montana Lieutenant’s Woman #HipHopBooks @midnight
From Here to Eminem #HipHopBooks @midnight
The Magnififtycent Ambersons #HipHopBooks @midnight
Diary of Anne Frank Ocean #HipHopBooks @midnight
The T-Painted Bird #HipHopBooks @midnight
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Thug Man #HipHopBooks @midnight
The Hunt for Red Café October #HipHopBooks @midnight
Stranger In a Strange Timbaland #HipHopBooks @midnight
Guilty Pleasure P #HipHopBooks @midnight
The Big Boi Sleep #HipHopBooks @midnight
Swizz Family Robinson #HipHopBooks @midnight
Hip Hop on Pop #HipHopBooks @midnight
Crapple: for all your compooting needs #RuinTechnology @midnight
Praydar: like Gaydar, but for homophobes #RuinTechnology @midnight
Sacuum Cleaner: Suck your testicles clean. #RuinTechnology @midnight
Brobots: Artificial Bromance #RuinTechnology @midnight
Hearing AIDS #RuinTechnology @midnight
Iron Lung: When you’re too tired to breathe #RuinTechnology @midnight
Penichillin: killing bacteria… one sofa at a time #RuinTechnology @midnight
Artificial Life: Facebook, Pinterest, Tumblr, Snapchat, Google+, Twitter, etc. #RuinTechnology @midnight
Scotch Tape: When you’re too drunk to hold the tumbler #RuinTechnology @midnight
Electric Blanket: When your boyfriend’s not hot enough #RuinTechnology @midnight
Nuclear Feareactor: Because the word nuclear is scary #RuinTechnology @midnight
Napalm: Self-warming lubricant #RuinTechnology @midnight
Transistors: Like a sistor, but also like a brother #RuinTechnology @midnight
Holograms: When your dealer cuts the cocaine with baking soda #RuinTechnology @midnight
Artificial Intelligence, AKA Teleprompter #RuinTechnology @midnight
Solar Cell: Even inmates deserve a little sunshine in their lives #RuinTechnology @midnight
Endorscope: Mouthwash for Ewoks #RuinTechnology @midnight
Microchip: Satan’s gateway drug #RuinTechnology @midnight
Artificial Heart: Fake feelings endorsed by sociopaths everywhere #RuinTechnology @midnight
Floppy Disc: A little Viagra and you’ve got a Hard Disk #RuinTechnology @midnight
When it lasts longer than four hours it’s a Solid State Drive
Barcodes: Don’t touch hands in the bowl of peanuts #RuinTechnology @midnight
In Vitro Fertilisation: why throw away a perfectly good turkey baster? #RuinTechnology @midnight
Superconductor Casey Jones #RuinTechnology @midnight
Cryogenics: So you can be an asshole in the future, too #RuinTechnology @midnight
Smart Swatch: Like the 80’s, but smarter #RuinTechnology @midnight
CAPTION CENTRAL:
Because fuck the homeless.
Pietrov was perplexed as to why the officer thought he stole the pumpkins.
Even trees deserve a place to sit down and relax now and then.
Dammit, outdone by the Jones’ again!
Every car should come with an emergency exit ladder.
Is anyone going to tell Carlos that his head is on fire?
Suicide clown?
Someone needs to let Dorothy know she looks like a 1960’s vagina.
“What accident? Me? I’m just sitting here smoking a cigarette.” #PersonOfInterest
Blair Scott: Synthentral 