BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 12/7 – 12/13: I traveled to Florida this week to help my Dad move for his divorce. The day we leave I find out he’s reconciled and we’re going down to move all the stuff. Fickle bastard. Then he ended up in the hospital… but that’s next week’s BWAHAHA.
Life is like a juice box: you don’t know how empty it is until you’re sucking on the last of it.
Sarah Palin, “Atheists are trying to abort Christ from Christmas.” Distraction working since we’re trying to abort Christ in general.
Make a book-based movie and viewers complain, “It wasn’t like the book!” Make it like the book and you get, “It’s too long and boring!”
Or “There’s too much walking!”
I think white Jesus may live in Tifton, GA. At least that was the impression I got from all the billboards with his picture on them.
I’ve already been greeted by a half naked woman pacing in the parking lot. Thank you Florida.
Life is like a vibrator: it can bring pleasure or pain, be gentle or rough, but ultimately the batteries die.
During the Happy Holidays, suicide rates go up. If you’re gonna go… go Happy!
I would say I’m bored off my ass, but I’m sitting on it, so I’m more bored on my ass.
My suicide note will read, “I did not commit suicide. I accidentally hung myself.” #LifeInsuranceStrategies
Oh no, I forgot to lock the shark cage and fell into the shark’s mouth! #LifeInsuranceStrategies
Uh-oh, I was driving too fast and accidentally drove off this 1,000 foot cliff into the an active volcano! #LifeInsuranceStrategies
Why is our culture afraid of young black men? Watching COPS we should be afraid of rednecks.
For a religion of homophobia, Christians certainly have a very homoerotic relationship with their Jesus.
That was a really tough conference call:
Blog Entry: Interesting License Plate
There’s only one way to solve the argument over the race of Santa Claus:
It never ceases to amaze me how easy it is to identify a FOX News viewer just from the stupid shit coming out of their mouth.