BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 5/31 – 6/6: I’m trying a new format this week to see how I like it. Instead of listing everything by the day I posted it, I’m combining all the captioned pictures, twitter jokes, and “other” into separate categories. Let’s see how this looks and goes. I’m digging the captioning already instead of the words above the pictures.
I participated in the Alright Bayou Comedy Show on 6/6 and had a great time. Thanks to comedians Matthew Tate and Nate Bailie for the invite and hosting. For more information about shows, open mics, and other comedy stuff in the Huntsville area, check out hsvcomedy.com!
OTHER STUFF (Yeah, OTHER goes before everything else)
Check out my new article on the Rocket-Wrangler, Area Storm Chasers Disappointed by Severe Weather Season
The newest episode of The Critical Eye Podcast, with guest comedian Ian Harris, is now available in the archive. E044: Republicans, Racists, and Teabaggers; Oh My!
140 CHARACTER ASSASSINATIONS
The scariest part of #Maleficent was the teaser for the new #Cinderella movie being released in 2015.
Headline: “Pakistani police probed for being ‘silent spectators’ in stoning death.”
I hope they mean the “probed” I’m thinking of.
Alabamians voted today, once again proving how stupid they are.
Someone do a mash up of Pet Shop Boys’ “Opportunities” and Blood Hound Gang’s “Bad Touch.” It’ll be awesome!
Thanks to a flat tire at midnight in Atlanta, I now have $6 until payday. Hey, if McDonald’s employees can do it…
This was me in 1953: ____
#TBT Before I was born, I was nothing and I didn’t notice, and so it shall be when I die.
I was thinking Obama should have traded weapons for the hostage, then I remembered Reagan already gave the Taliban weapons. #GOPocrisy
CAPTION CENTRAL
Wanna prove you’re rich in China on dating profile sites? Show that you can purchase McDonald’s french fries!
He’s not just selling vegetables, he’s promoting #SouthernEducation.
And on this day, Tommy began going through puberty.
Remember to always be aware of your surroundings. #LifeLessons
Does this count as a selfie? #ClubSexting
Grandpa is so busted! Just because you have earbuds in, doesn’t mean the world actually goes away.
“Hey Aziz, I’m beginning to like this Great Satan. How about you?”
Tonight on ESPN, the Wonderful World of Balletsketball!
Wasatch School District (Utah) announces new girl’s dress code for the 2014/15 school year.
Turning water into wine was no biggie, but Jesus couldn’t turn water into beer. Jesus still has to do beer runs.
He’s gonna get a parking ticket!
Ever since Bane went all artistic, he just isn’t as threatening.
Here we see a child being trained in the ways of FOX News.
Papa’s got a brand new bag!
The Teletubbies, now 17-years-old, being all douchey and hipstery.
Another friendly reminder to be aware of your surroundings.
Blair Scott: Synthentral 