BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 2/21 – 2/27: I guess all that panic was worth it since Snowmageddon actually happened here in Alabama. Average snowfall for my area was 7.75″ with some places reporting over 9″. In my backyard we got 7.67″ (based on the average of five measurements on a large flat non-grass & non-concrete surface). That’s a lot of snow for Alabama. Our personal record at our house was 11.96″ back in 2011. The record for Huntsville was set in the 60’s at 17.1″. Craziness!!!! I’ll put up a blog entry for my storm chasing that day. And now we’ll likely get some more ice and snow this coming Wednesday and Thursday. Well, I guess we had it coming since we started issuing gay marriage licenses. <evil grin>
This week brought me a ray of happiness and sunshine as Jimmy did this on his show. One of the things that pisses me off the most is anti-vaxxers who espouse their ignorance every day and cause more and more people to fall for their claptrap, thus reducing herd immunity and bringing back diseases we had practically eliminated thanks to vaccines. So to see this on a mainstream show put a giant grin on my face. Way to go Jimmy!!!!
Then I found this gem. I don’t know how I missed this back in 2008, but I’m happy I found it today.
This storm is taking forever to get here. From 0300 to 0900 and now extended again. If it sits over us as long as it sat over Texas, we could see inches on the higher side of the “possible.” Or it’ll just fucking rain.
C’mon… you can do it! C’mon! C’mon! C’mon! My laughter will be covering up tears if it just frickin’ rains here.
If you work out of the home, a “snow day” don’t mean a damn thing. Enjoy your day off assholes! ;)
A lot of people are talking about their sexual exploits from last night on social media. We don’t care how many inches you got last night!
“I’ve noticed that about your people, Doctor. You find it easier to understand the death of one than the death of a million.” #RIPSpock
140 CHARACTER ASSASSINATIONS:
Momma said knock you out, Rick gonna knock you out! #TWD #TheWalkingDead #deadbuzz
Wait… now I’m confused, is the ISIS Flag black and white or gold and blue? #TheDress
Look at these gold-colored starving children! #TheDress
Playing Chicken With Doing Dishes #RoommatesIn5Words @midnight
Oh, rents due? My bad. #RoommatesIn5Words @midnight
What is that fucking smell? #RoommatesIn5Words @midnight
That’s the appropriate level of security for those toys.
Oh look, the bathroom comes with an atheist baby changing station! (Mmm… BBQ baby!)
It’s cool ’til a drunk person stumbles and impales themselves. Of course, if it’s a good party, no one will notice.
BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 2/14 – 2/20: Alabama and some other parts of the South got dumped on this week a couple of times. Cities shut down as Snowmageddon started and the Snowpocalypse began. Sure, we give the South shit for it, but to be fair, there’s no reason for them to invest in the resources to deal with the snow that occurs rarely down here. It would just be a waste of tax dollars. So enjoy your snow day at home. Well, unless you’re like me and work at home, which means you never get a snow day – it just means you have to deal with everyone else being at home with you when you’re normally by yourself. I’ll put up a separate blog entry with all the snow pictures and videos of the roads, etc.
Valentine’s Day happened, as it always does. I’m not a fan of Valentine’s Day for many reasons and I was worried about having to go through the crap this year since this is Suzie and I’s first Valentine’s Day together. But nope, Suzie is amazing and all we did was have a nice dinner at home: steak and crab legs. Well, she ate the crab legs, because the only seafood I like is hushpuppies.
#TheWalkingDead #Skyrim #Mashup
I love you the same today as I did yesterday, but apparently I’m supposed to love you more for 24 hours because today everyone has VD.
The combination of payday, Valentine’s Day, and the coming Snowpocalypse made the stores a madhouse today. I’ll go grocery shopping later.
So it’s going to be one of those days, huh?
Finishing out Valentine’s by watching UFC with my honey. One more reason to love her.
Valentine’s dinner. Giant steak for me and crab legs for her. After careful deliberation, I decided to go with the Brontosaurus steak.
To warm me up, a big bowl of grits, with cayenne added for extra warmth. At least one thing the South got right.
Kitty doesn’t like the snow. Lemme in!
Had to pick up Suzie because she didn’t want to drive in this mess. So I get to instead. To be fair, I love driving in it.
“It’s so fluffy I could die!” #alwx
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Zombiepocalypse Tip: the rabies virus will die when cooking meat. Mmm, BBQ dog. #TheWalkingDead #TWD
The narwhal song just reminds me to not use Sprint. #AdvertisingFail