BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 8/31 – 9/6: I spent the weekend at DragonCon. I really need to write a “what I learned at DragonCon” article, but I’ll probably be too lazy to fucking do it. Don’t forget that I’ll be performing 9/13 at the Homegrown Comedy Show taking place at the Flying Monkey Arts Center in Huntsville, Alabama. The show starts at 8 PM and is only $7 at the door. Oh yeah, and you can bring your own booze!
9/1
Professor Elemental is one of the nicest Brits I’ve ever met. ;)
9/2
Half of Dragoncon is spent on, “Let’s talk about what we’re gonna do.”
The sharks did the best acting in Sharknado.
Best part of Sharknado was changing the channel to the James Franco roast.
9/3
Just dawned on me that one way to end childhood cancer is to stop having children.
My doctor just diagnosed me with ovarian cancer. Either I need a new doctor or he’s suggesting I need to dump my girlfriend.
My body is like, “You know all that horrible food you ate at DragonCon? Yeah, let’s get rid of all of it in the next hour.”
A well-known singer/group doing half-assed versions of their hits while surrounded by choreographed dancers. #SuperBowlPrediction
9/4
Really? We’re bringing up Benghazi? Will someone cancel the Republitards prescription of Benghazi Viagra.
Why doesn’t Facebook have a relationship status of “Fuck It?”
9/5
Whenever I find myself in agreement with Republicans I have to ask myself, “Okay, where did I get my facts wrong?”
Quoth the Ravens, “Nevermore shall we come out on the field late!”
9/6
Idiot in Alabama, “I don’t think it was a chemical attack. I think it was a pesticide attack.” Umm… what’s pesticide?
Blair Scott: Synthentral 