BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 6/21 – 6/27: I spent another week on the road. This time I had my CB installed. Listening to truckers talk politics can make one’s head spin around Exorcist style. While stuck in a construction brake-check and highway crawl, the truckers started going on and on about how we needed Bush back in the office so he could solve the current crisis in Iraqi and how Obama was fucking it all up. Yeah, because Bush totally fixed that shit during the time he was in office. Not to mention, wasn’t it Bush that put us there and kicked over the game board in the first place? It never ceases to amaze me how facts simply fail to enter the minds of ultra-conservatives. How can someone believe so strongly in an ideology that they simply ignore contradictory facts or dismiss them as conspiracy? And that’s not just a conservative issue. My fellow liberals have the same issue to deal with when it comes to things like “organic” food, anti-GMO hysteria, anti-vaccination nonsense, etc. The world is a stupid place: hence comedy.
Now I’m off to a week vacation in the Ozarks (thanks to my Dad for staying at my house while I’m gone). I’ll get to canoe down rivers and enjoy the mountains. I’ll also get to meet my girlfriend’s entire family for the first time. Not just her parents: her entire family. At once. At the same time. Someone hold me…
OTHER STUFF
I guess it’s time to start wearing these t-shirts again…
Or maybe I’ll wear this t-shirt instead…
My hotel room is ridiculous. I feel like I should be hosting a party or a meeting.
Laptops are so overrated at McDonald’s! #SeniorLiving
My new article in The Rocket Wrangler: Huntsville Hospital’s Medical Mall Weighs TV Options After FOX News Fight
Just gonna watch the world burn! Italian landfill was allowed to burn because it would create more space. 1994. #TBT
140 CHARACTER ASSASSINATIONS
Some people like to go on a pubcrawl, but I really love me some pubstep!
The North Alabama Storm Chasers Association is one R word away from being 100% ‘Bama.
Me, “What’s the difference between the small and large cheese dip?”
Waitress, “The size.”
Yep, we’ll get along just fine.
I was going to make a storm chasing logo with STORMIN’ and two lightning bolt symbols, then realized people might mistake me for a Nazi.
Vacation starts in 8 hours. By vacation I mean working from the Ozarks. By Ozarks I mean 15 miles north of WalMart HQ. By that I mean Hell.
CAPTION CENTRAL
We should do this when we go to Atlanta next time so we’ll have plenty of spare tires.
Some local governments take their library books entirely too seriously.
I wonder why only men are taking this art class? Or is it an OB/GYN training session?
I don’t believe that sluts exist, but in this case I might have to make an exception. #OverBillionsServed
Again… always be aware of your surroundings.
If you’re going to tag someone’s car in anger, at least spell the damn word right!
The Not-So-Smartcar.
I guess what they say is true, “Everyone wants to rule the Iron Throne,” even the Queen Mum.
Last known photo taken of Bill.
Blair Scott: Synthentral 