Poverty « Blair Scott: Synthentral

As a broke person, groceries are the biggest hurdle and they cost so damn much. We found a program recently that gives you a lot of food for a very low price.

Today we went and picked up the food box and we were the only ones who ordered! We could not believe that we were the only ones who had ordered! This is a great program that you should be taking advantage of!

Below is a picture of all the food we got for $46. They have different packages to choose from each month and you can buy as many boxes/packages as you want. There are no requirements or checks performed on anyone using the program.

One Harvest is a ministry-based program, so put aside any religious differences you have. They don’t preach and don’t say a damn thing to you. Take advantage of this program! The amount of food we got will last us a month and all we have to buy are some side items.

The deadline for the next order is 6/10. You can pick the location nearest you. If you’re on EBT, you can still use the program, but you’ll have to order in person at designated locations (using the location finder with your zip code, EBT approved sites will say such).

http://www.oneharvest.com

BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 5/31 – 6/6: I’m trying a new format this week to see how I like it. Instead of listing everything by the day I posted it, I’m combining all the captioned pictures, twitter jokes, and “other” into separate categories. Let’s see how this looks and goes. I’m digging the captioning already instead of the words above the pictures.

I participated in the Alright Bayou Comedy Show on 6/6 and had a great time. Thanks to comedians Matthew Tate and Nate Bailie for the invite and hosting. For more information about shows, open mics, and other comedy stuff in the Huntsville area, check out hsvcomedy.com!

OTHER STUFF (Yeah, OTHER goes before everything else)

Check out my new article on the Rocket-Wrangler, Area Storm Chasers Disappointed by Severe Weather Season

The newest episode of The Critical Eye Podcast, with guest comedian Ian Harris, is now available in the archive. E044: Republicans, Racists, and Teabaggers; Oh My!

140 CHARACTER ASSASSINATIONS

The scariest part of #Maleficent was the teaser for the new #Cinderella movie being released in 2015.

Headline: “Pakistani police probed for being ‘silent spectators’ in stoning death.”
I hope they mean the “probed” I’m thinking of.

Alabamians voted today, once again proving how stupid they are.

Someone do a mash up of Pet Shop Boys’ “Opportunities” and Blood Hound Gang’s “Bad Touch.” It’ll be awesome!

Thanks to a flat tire at midnight in Atlanta, I now have $6 until payday. Hey, if McDonald’s employees can do it…

This was me in 1953: ____
#TBT Before I was born, I was nothing and I didn’t notice, and so it shall be when I die.

I was thinking Obama should have traded weapons for the hostage, then I remembered Reagan already gave the Taliban weapons. #GOPocrisy

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