BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 7/26 – 8/1: This week I got to attend the roast of fellow comedian Patrick Cunningham for his birthday, which escalated from funny to hysterical (and sometimes scary) drunken shenanigans by the end of the night. I also did five minutes of open mic to celebrate his birthday. I enjoyed it as always, but I’m still happy with my decision to leave the scene and concentrate on my storm chasing.
I did some chasing this week as well, but all the cells I was going after fizzled out and I only got one crappy lightning shot. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’m pretty sure Mother Nature is fucking with me on purpose.
By the way, Guardians of the Galaxy is a fucking amazing movie! If you haven’t seen it, you’re missing out. Definitely worth the money for the big screen experience. It was the perfect blend of comedy, action, emotion, and effects. Brilliant at every level!
OTHER STUFF
Safety first, that’s always been my motto. #HeyWatchThis
“Tropical Storm Bertha? Yeah, whatever.” “Tropical Storm Billy? RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!” #HurricaneSexism
140 CHARACTER ASSASSINATIONS
The Vaping community is the only place where someone can say, “I like sucking on a drip tip” and it not mean something negative.
I finally watched Pompeii. It was essentially 2012 meets Gladiator, but without the Arks, Bentley, airplanes, or Russians. Okay, bad comparison.
Oculus Reparo: Optometry for Wizards #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight
How To Train Your Eragon #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight
Defense Against the Dark Side of the Force #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight
Alohomora: Thievery 101 #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight
Engorgio Reducio: Sex Ed for Wizards #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight
Riddikulus: Understanding the Modern GOP #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight
Tarantallegra: Yes, You Can Dance! #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight
Anapneo: First Aid for Beginners #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight
Thestral Tarts: Cooking With Professor Andrew Zimmern #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight
Darning with Dobby #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight
Petrificus Totalus: Advanced Sex Ed for Wizards #BadHogwartsClasses @midnight
CAPTION CENTRAL
And we wonder why America is so far down on the list of most/best educated countries…
Damn, the homophobes were right, gay marriage did lead to a woman marrying a dog!
Last night – a date which will live in infamy – the pool was suddenly and deliberately attacked by drunks of the Empire of Vacation.
America, #1 in prison incarceration, #36 in education. But fuck it, “WE’RE NUMBER ONE!” #MURICA #AmericanEducation
It’s often said, “Hate comes from ignorance.” Yeah, this kind of proves that point. #MURICA #AmericanEducation
(Notice the person who tried to correct the original, also spelled it wrong)
Blair Scott: Synthentral 