Today’s episode features music by Neuropa, Freur, Analogue-X, Mirror Kisses, Slave Republic, Damage Control, Balligomingo, Lucifer’s Aid, Black Blinds, Liquid Divine, Esselbon, Noche Futura, Decade Defector, Me The Tiger, The Rain Within, Nine Seconds, Anna Öberg, Faderhead, Kist, Xanthippe, Origin-X, The Ultrasonics, Honeychurch, deZeption, Ad Inferna, Mr Kitty, Das War Krach, Patenbrigade Wolff, and Avenue d’Electronique!
BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 7/18 – 11/20: Boy am I waaaaaaaaaay behind! A lot’s happened since my last BWAHAHA. I moved to Austin, TX. I eliminated stress in my life and made a lot of life changes in order to be happy before I die. This means I’ve added a few things to my bucket list. Prior to this, I had done everything on my bucket list. The only thing left to add was make-believe shit and crimes. But now that I’m like stress free and really happy with my life, there’s new shit I gotta try! Wish me luck!
What else? I got to see the Psychedelic Furs live! What an amazing show. It was also the first concert that Suzie and I have been to where we weren’t the oldest people there! Also got to finally see Mr. Kitty, who puts on one helluva an enthusiastic performance. He hugged me after the show, so scratch that one off my new happy bucket list!
OTHER STUFF
Watching Doomsday Preppers for shits & giggles. Some stuff to learn, but really love how NatGeo calls ’em out on their BS on the screen.
In my back yard yelling at the bats, “Eat them fucking skeeters! Eat ’em!”
And then Date Night took a turn for the worse.
Watching “An Honest Liar” with Suzie (doc about The Amazing Randi) and we saw me. That was really cool!
My car is in The Chive today! Check out #19 on “That’ll Buff Out.”
Ha! Fooled you USPS! My package of cocaine arrived from China! Just kidding USPS! No, seriously, just kidding.
Teaching Suzie to play Skyrim was an adventure. Watching her play… well, let’s just say my stamina and patience bars ran dry.
I can’t wait until Obama’s fifth term when he FINALLY takes everyone’s guns, makes abortions mandatory, and outlaws Christianity!
Upstairs bathroom has a line of thirty people. I go downstairs. Only one in the bathroom. #Sheeple
@StateFarm asked me, “What kind of cake will they serve at your retirement?”
I’m pretty sure it’ll be a funeral cake. #LifeGoals
If you’re a bad dancer, just go to a Charismatic Church to dance: no one will notice how bad you are. #Camouflage
Never forget 911! It saves lives. Operators are standing by!
The irony of 9/11 Truthers is that they’re not.
Amazing how passive aggressive yard sale shoppers are. It’s $.50. Just buy the damn thing. LOL
I can’t tell if this $5 was the victim of a violent crime, strip club, or Bronies.
The problem with listening to Industrial Music is having to constantly turn the radio off. Is that weird sound on the CD or your car?
I made this to reflect my vision of America! WOOT!
All future Presidential debates should not just have a moderator, but a fact-checker, who instantly calls candidates out on lies & bullshit.
My typehoes have ingreased exponinshooly as the peace of glaz stuck in my indicks fingrrrr gets moar and moar infecktid.
I shall power wash my sidewalk in the rain. That way I won’t notice the power washer is soaking me.
Wait, Woolworth’s still exists?
Can we just let the apocalypse happen now and end the stupid?
I find it amusing that the Alabama Beverage Control has recipes on its web page and price list for stores. #StateSupportOfAlcoholism
Woman in line has clearly Googled herself to “expert” on Alzheimers and Dementia. Problem is, she’s completely full of shit.
We’ve all encountered this idiot in parking lots. Don’t be this idiot.
I learned today that the Japanese have a term similar to the American “Butterface:” Bakku-shan (pretty behind but not front) #ShallowWorld
You’d think that almost 45 years on the planet I’d have this pancake flipping thing down. Nope. I eat pancake-like bites. #DoingitWrong
At the Chinese Buffet my Godzilla roar ring tone sounds. Table next to me loses it laughing so hard. Racists; Godzilla was Japanese!
Damn, I think I put too much alcohol in the praline milkshake… nope… no I didn’t. Any amount is just right. #PreDebateDrinking
Just saw someone spell chasin’ as chasen. Awww, isn’t Alabama education so cute!
Dear creators of The Flash… visitation phones in prisons are recorded. The DOC knows who The Flash is.
The news reporting that a 3.5 occurred in California is like the news reporting that it rained in the Rain Forest. #SlowNewsDay
Overheard at Kroger, “Remember spitting the seeds out? Now watermelon is seedless. That’s unnatural.” #TheStupidItHurts
That might have been the fakest polite customer service rep I’ve ever talked to.
6’2 fat man sleeping in a 4′ Budget rental truck. Oh happy, happy, joy, joy! Goodnight.
Hello Austin! I’m here. First up, Whataburger!
Having a Whataburger two miles from the apartment may become problematic. #FirstWorldProblems #Austin
Uh-oh, look what I found! One more reason to love #Austin!
Blair Scott: Synthentral 