New episode of Synthentral is now online!
Today’s episode features music by SPECTRA*paris, Xetrovoid, Rainland, Plike, TR/ST, Mechanical Cabaret, Lowe, nTTx, Dav Dralleon, Promenade Cinéma, Forces Of Light, Stars Crusaders, Am.Psych, Hubert Kah, Meteor, ManMindMachine, Continues, Rodney Cromwell, Prometheus Burning, Method Cell, The Antique Toys, Seven Trees, Mi-Sex, Analogue-X, Twin Shadow, Digital Angel, 3 Cold Men, and Intent:Outtake!
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New episode of Synthentral is now online!
Today’s episode features music by The Echoing Green, Machinista, The Crystalline Effect, Twisted Destiny, Mackintosh Braun, Neotek, Studio-X, Cold In May, Jens Bader, Linea Aspera, SAM, Lights Of Euphoria, Rational Youth, Stillife, Massive Ego, FrontAngel, Fischerspooner, Assemblage 23, Introflirt, Velvet Code, Tamtrum, Rupesh Cartel, Autodafeh, Meteor, Escape With Romeo, Waiting For Words, Aïboforcen, In Strict Confidence, Ladytron, TourdeForce, and Virgins O.R. Pigeons
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This week’s attempt to be funny on Twitter from 3/8 to 3/15 (posted in order of Tweets). I spent the weekend in Wichita, KS unplugged mostly and neglected Twitter & Facebook. Thanks to Skeptics of Oz for a great time and letting me do standup for a bunch of heathens!
3/11
Two hyenas escape San Diego Zoo and are recaptured, but not before terrorizing neighborhood by repeatedly saying Mufasa while laughing.
Illinois lawmakers proposed a bill banning lion meat in food: they should call the bill Born Free.
#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you know what the Dewey Decimal Classification is.
#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you don’t have a stick up your arse.
#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you know who Lew Moxon is.
#YoureMoreAttractiveIf we’re at a costume party.
I like putting Shrimp on the Barbie. Barbie’s a stripper I know. #OutbackChat
#first30songsonshuffle so can I try a different dance now? Maybe #next30songsontwist?
#mixupmykitchen contest? Who needs a contest when a tornado can do it for you?
A new personal record! Blocked by two hash tag creators in one hour! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
3/12
One would think male Country & Western singers and male Rappers would get along better given their equal treatment of women.
#TheWorldMadeSenseWhen our ancestors clubbed women and dragged them by the hair. Yeah, it was wrong… but it made sense.
#TheWorldMadeSenseWhen the left was actually left and the right wasn’t driving off the crazy cliff.
#ImEasilyAnnoyedBy blue laws. I should be able to take care of my blue balls any time I want!
3/13
#SomeDayiHopeToSee a meteor impact, as it’s the only natural disaster I haven’t been in.
#SomeDayiHopeToSee Monty Python’s Killer Bunny eat Paul Ryan’s face off. And King Arthur will say, “That rabbit’s dynamite.”
Libertarians drone on and on about the powerful marketplace of ideas. Do they know their ideas lost in that market.
#ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope When Pope Attacks. Earth is invaded by Popes with a cruel sense of humor and love of boys.
#ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope “Pope Needs Women” – Martians needed them to mate… the Pope needs ’em to stop Catholic sexism.
#ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope “Pope In Pink” – Story of the Pope’s first prom and his brand new dress. #HabemusPapam #WhiteSmoke
#ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope “It’s a Pope Pope Pope Pope World!” – Well, at least the media would have us think such.
#ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope “Il Diavolo a Sette Popas” – The Devil thought he had 7 Popes. Turns out he had all of them.
#ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope “Dawn of the Pope” – #WhiteSmoke toxins raise the dead and the Vatican gets its apocalypse after all.
#ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope “Planet of the Popes” – Story of man’s fall as he becomes too stupid to think for himself.
#ReplaceMovieTitlesWithPope “Twilight Saga: Breaking Pope” – Glittery vampires take over the Vatican and looking better than Pope dresses.
I voted for Pontius Pilate. #WhiteSmoke
Note: Hipsters and atheist jokes don’t mix. Nasty vagina jokes: like pouring PBR into the meat under their beret-covered tangled hair.
3/14
I wonder if you rub a boy’s penis long enough if it will generate #WhiteSmoke
I’m sorry, but your sister is nicer to me. #BreakUpLines
I was drunk. She was drunk. The horse was drunk. Hey, shit happens. #BreakUpLines
If I wanted to go spelunking, I’d go into an actual cave. #BreakUpLines
I found out the EPA has a warning out on your vagina. #BreakUpLines
Jesus returns: modern Christians crucify him. #SixWordFilmPlots
Republican admits homosexuality: no one surprised. #SixWordFilmPlots
Drone takes out Congress “by accident.” #SixWordFilmPlots
Jesus returns: only National Inquirer notices. #SixWordFilmPlots
Zombie2pacalypse: 2 Pac returns from dead. #SixWordFilmPlots
MacClane sex heart attack: Die Hardest #SixWordFilmPlots
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