BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 7/12 – 7/18: All week the great storms went north and south of me. Everything that was coming my way that looked promising, petered or fizzled out. And then when it did rain… it was a boring, drippy, drizzling, fuck the sun kinda rain for 48 hours. Fuck you Mother Nature! But hey, I had two days of “fall weather” or “spring weather,” depending on one’s personal preference, so I figured why not get some yard work done! But that damn green hose was hiding in the tall green grass (tall because it’s been fucking raining for days) and gets sucked into the blades of my John Deere. And there ends my yard work. The John Deere is still sitting where it stalled and got the hose stuck in it. Why is it still sitting there? Because it’s FUCKING RAINING again! For two days fucking straight! Seriously, fuck you Mother Nature.
OTHER
Years of Tetris prepared me for packing boxes and moving trucks, but it didn’t prepare me for Alabama heat! #alwx #MissingPolarVortex
I forgot to post the pic of the “supermoon!” What was I thinking?
I’m convinced at this point that Mother Nature’s fucking with me.
I find myself torn between Weird Al’s take and Stephen Fry’s take. #FirstWorldProblems
A great way to ID trouble spots, the third world, and places no one wants to go.
140 CHARACTER ASSASSINATIONS
Mud Truck with Confederate flag in window & secret KKK symbol on bumper. Roll alongside and they’re head bopping to NWA. #DoingRacismWrong
The last time in history that this many people across the globe were talking about Germany, they were rooting against them.
Road Kill collector. #BadSummerJobs
Pool boy at a porn set. #BadSummerJobs
Gutter cleaner after a hurricane. #BadSummerJobs
Holding lightning attraction devices for research scientists in Florida. #BadSummerJobs
Riding shotgun to Reed Timmer documenting how many times he gets excited. #BadSummerJobs
The Public Relations person dealing with real life storm chasers criticizing the science after #IntoTheStorm hits theaters. #BadSummerJobs
Why do they call it “Conspiracy Thinking” when there’s no thinking involved?
Another Malaysian flight, Israel invades Gaza, ISIS being stupid in Syria & Iraq, Beiber DUI: #AlexJones must be going apeshit about now.
CAPTION CENTRAL
Found my new storm chasing pants!
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many times do I need to tell you? Always be aware of your surroundings!
And so the rise of the apes starts…
Hurricane, tornado, or Godzilla?
Impervious to workplace flatulence.
30 years ago, Tina was left standing at the altar. She’s never fully recovered from that experience.
Camels make it through the eye of the needle and the rich get into Heaven. We’ll just ignore Matthew 19:24.
Blair Scott: Synthentral 