BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 2/15 – 2/21: This was actually a pretty fun week for me. I got my new speakers in (600W). I hooked them up to the PS3 and the whole house shakes when I throw a grenade. And for karaoke: one speaker for the music and mics now! The great thing is that I only have to turn the volume up to ¼ of the wattage to hear the music everywhere in the house. My neighbors are going to hate me after a while.
I finally got Last Of Us from GameFly. I was worried that it was going to be one of those stupid “smash this button to help the movie continue” games, but it’s pretty interactive. And it is a beautiful game. The graphics are amazing. It does bring up a lot of morality issues to think about in a post-apocalypse world. One thing, it definitely reinforced my view about having kids around during the Zombiepocalypse and why that’s a bad idea. Conveniently, so did Sunday’s episode of The Walking Dead. Just use kids as zombie bait.
2/15
My brain still hurts from the pseudoscientific bullshit coming spouted by the woman at the table next to mine at lunch.
Someone told me not to start what I can’t finish. Wrong, you have to leave it unfinished so the person is like, “WTF just happened?”
2/16
Ready for my Sunday dose of #pudding. #TWD
I brought chocolate #pudding to our #TWD screening.
It’s always fun to watch people get into Internet fights over subjective shit. “The TV show I like is better than the one you like!”
World’s tallest mermaid photographed off Australian coast.
I use it enough that I officially added the word “Zombiepocalypse” to my computer’s dictionary. No more red line!
2/17
I can’t wait for it to get hot again so that Fox News will conveniently stop talking about global warming. #ScienceDenyingMorons
It took over an hour conversation to decide where to eat. And then the decision was Hardee’s. #FirstWorldProblems
That awkward moment when Match.Com recommends your ex. Umm….
I’m glad you have friends, but I can’t tell which one is you in your dating site picture.
Oh look, a picture of a dog on your dating site profile! So that’s what you look like!
Really, you put a picture of you and your ex hugging on your dating profile? Maybe you should just go back to him.
Just what I wanted to see on your dating profile: a meme! That’s great! You know this isn’t Facebook, right?
2/19
A colorful map of the South that doesn’t involve snowfall? Cool! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!
What’s the matter, kitten, you don’t like a human’s ass in YOUR face?
2/20
After someone tried to hack my Facebook, I changed my password to “upyourshacker.” Oh wait… shit…
Go and buy these awesome t-shirts and help support local comedy in Huntsville, AL. (Hey, my name’s on there!)
Someone just complained that CGI made movies look like video games. Yeah, because watching puppets was better.
It gets warm for one day and the bugs are fucking like there’s no tomorrow.
Did anyone else get the memo that we’re testing Libertarianism this week by salting our own roads after the snow?
Libertarian Fire Department responds to a grass fire.
Of course the cell I’m chasing to photograph lightning goes tornadic. Of course!
2/21
If your idea requires woo to promote it, then it just might be wrong.
Sunbathing, city style.
We’re all gonna die!
Thanks to a friend’s typo, I may not be able to look at his Mom with a straight face ever again.
Thinking about changing my personalized license plate to ZOMBIE. #MidLifeCrisis
Know what I miss most about Syria? The weekend Burqa Raids at the women’s sorority houses at University.
Grandpa got busted!
Mike says Sully’s been jealous of his face since the 4th grade, but they met at Monsters University! #SpaceTimeContinuum
Blair Scott: Synthentral 