BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 3/1 – 3/7: This week was a pretty slow week for me. I was distracted by my real job and by Suzie (Suzie, you’re amazing!). I did get to rant and rave against skinny people who always seem to want to offer advice to us fat folks when we go on diets and exercise. He skinny person, you have no fucking clue, so fuck off.
I love it when people tell me, “That food is bad for you.” No shit! Now tell me about this Jesus guy I’ve never heard of!
What happened to “Jesus Take the Wheel?”
What happens when you buy cheap funeral arrangements…
Libertarian roads… part II.
Dopamine crash in 3… 2… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Lucky for me, Parmesan cheese tastes amazing when it’s slightly burnt.
Beth be like, “You’re not my dad!” #TWD
But I like peach schnapps! #TWD
Bad moonshine can make you go blind, just like masturbation. #TWD
Daryl came so close to a reacharound. #TWD
I think ‘Walking On Sunshine’ by Katrina & the Waves should have been playing while the house burned. #TWD
If you’re gonna party, then dammit, PARTY! (She probably has a degree in Marketing)
Random snowflakes falling in downtown Huntsville. Someone punch Mother Nature in the crotch!
Apparently the Zombiepocalypse might be happening on my street. That’s a shitload of emergency vehicles…
Fighting the urge to sing my playlist while at the gym.
I’m pretty sure my friends have a pool going on when I change my relationship status. Dicks!
Suzie’s dog vomited all over me. That’s a sign of approval, right?
Guy pulled off a great move to avoid rear ending me at 60. So I have him a thumbs up. #MissedConnections
New FedEx home delivery…
Physics: sometimes you just can’t explain that shit.
I made the shirt I’ll be wearing at DragonCon this year (buy your own here):