BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 11/16 – 11/22: This was an entertaining week for those of us in northern Alabama. We had a terrorist threat in Decatur, Alabama as a suspicious device was found on a rail car full of Hydrogen Flouride (a very nasty chemical). Five miles was evacuated, tons of schools closed early throughout seven different counties, the FBI, ATF, Homeland Security, and other local law enforcement were on the scene. The bomb squad moved in, x-rayed the package and found… wait for it… wait for it… wait for it… two kilos of marijuana. Now at least we know that our local law enforcement knows how to react to these types of events (even the real ones) and they just had an amazing trial run! The train was from Mexico, so any minute now the Republicans will blame illegal immigrants… or Obama.
11/18
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big, it swallowed the whale that swallowed Jonah. #HollywoodBabbleOn
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big… the Philippines didn’t experience a Typhoon; Liam ejaculated. #HollywoodBabbleOn
Liam Neeson’s cock is so big… it plays the inanimate Ark in the new film Noah, and was still a bigger dick than Russell Crowe. #HollywoodBabbleOn
Isn’t a good relationship or marriage technically “friends with benefits?”
It’s amazing how butthurt people get when they are emotionally invested in a fallacious argument.
11/20
Sylvia Browne vows on death bed, “I’ll talk to you after death and say, ‘I’m okay, go one with your life.” #TooSoon #ScamArtist
Just before dying, Sylvia Browne said, “I swore I was going to get hit by a truck.” #TooSoon #ScamArtist
BREAKING: Psychics around the world not the least bit puzzled by their failure to predict Sylvia Browne’s death. #ScamArists
BREAKING: Thousands of people thinking they’re original, Tweet, “Bet she didn’t see that coming.” #SylviaBrowne
Sylvia Browne irony: her doctor totally saw it coming. #TooSoon #ScamArtist
BREAKING: Talk Show hosts looking for new actor/actress to play psychic on talk show circuits. #SylviaBrowne
Satan to Sylvia Browne, “I knew you were coming.” #TooSoon #ScamArtist
11/21
I’m not afraid of death, but I am afraid of how I’m going to die.
Shit just got real in Alabama: Coast Guard has closed the Tennessee River! OMG! OMG! Panic! Panic! Panic!
Two kilos of marijuana just shut down 5 square miles and had 25 ready to evacuate. See, pot is harmful.
11/22
Someone mentioned the gay economy. I’m not entirely sure what that means, but I imagine it’s a bottom’s up economy.
Blair Scott: Synthentral 