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BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 11/8 – 11/14: Mostly a slow week for me outside of work. That may have been because I spent all day and into the evenings with actual fucking work. My boss decided I needed another nine facilities to work on top of the massive one that’s still giving us fits. While I appreciate your confidence in my skills… FUCK OFF!

And don’t forget on 11/17 starting at 8 pm at Maggie Meyer’s Irish Pub in Huntsville, Alabama: It’s Carlos Valencia!!! Opening up for Carlos are myself, Tom Hand, Nate Bailie, and Jonathan Craig with host Matthew Tate. This show is FREE!!!! Getting Carlos into Huntsville, Alabama is a major treat – so don’t miss out on this one. Get your ass down to Maggie Meyer’s on 11/17 for Carlos Valencia!

OTHER STUFF:

It’s that time of year again… when I have to type the word “gifts” a lot. My brain thinks gifts, but it always types “figts.” #StupidBrain
Thank you Facebook, for finally making my dreams come true…
House just got hit with a couple of pretty good shock waves. No smoke. No fireballs. No sirens. #FuckingAliens
I almost had a heart attack as I think I’m $240 short… then I realize they still owe me $1,800. #SecondLooksSaveLives
We’re the only white people in a Korean restaurant. That means we chose correctly. #GreatEats
Thank you Internet, for teaching me how to use chopsticks in three seconds.
It’s too cold to wait for the crosswalk light. Cars have heaters: you can wait while I cross the street in the cold. #alwx #HSV
If this waitress’ yoga pants were any tighter, I could tell you how many eggs she had left in her ovaries.
Southern Comfort’s Vanilla Spice Egg Nog is at stores now…. so much for my diet.
It’s so cold outside, I got a brain freeze from breathing.
Any store that airs a Christmas commercial or puts up Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving automatically loses my business. I get selling Christmas shit: there’s a good market for it, but you don’t have to put up the fucking Christmas trees and lights and you definitely don’t need to playing motherfucking Jingle Bells on your Muzak machine. So essentially… I won’t be shopping anywhere and will die of starvation, because every motherfucking store I go into is violating this rule. UGH!

140 CHARACTER ASSASSINATION:

Eugene was playing with his book worm. #TheWalkingDead
Voyeurism is not a science. #NotAScientist #TheWalkingDead

#HASHTAGWARS @MIDNIGHT

Mariah Heep Carey #RuinA90sBand @midnight #RuinA70sBandWhileYoureAtIt
Green Day-O (The Banana Boat Band) #RuinA90sBand @midnight
Liberian ReFugees #RuinA90sBand @midnight
Ice Cubism #RuinA90sBand @midnight
Liz Phairomone #RuinA90sBand @midnight
Korn Pops Cereal #RuinA90sBand @midnight
The Flaming Hips Don’t Lie #RuinA90sBand @midnight
YOLO La Tengo #RuinA90sBand @midnight
Dammit, Janet! Jackson #RuinA90sBand @midnight

Camilla the Choked Chicken #RejectedMuppets @midnight
Floyd Red Hot Chili Pepper #RejectedMuppets @midnight
Honey Foo-Foo #RejectedMuppets @midnight
Marvin “Big Kaboom” Suggs #RejectedMuppets @midnight
Mickey Mooseknuckles #RejectedMuppets @midnight

CAPTION CENTRAL

WWIII in 5… 4… 3… 2….

As long as it’s under adult supervision… it’s just fine.

You’re not fooling anyone Doraville… that’s not a rescue vehicle.

Wait, shouldn’t he be wearing a gerbil costume?

If men gave birth… what would that kinda look like?

Down in Florida is a new trendy store for seniors called Hot Tropics.

BREAKING NEWS: A FOX News Viewer allows us to view them in their bubble.

BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 8/23 – 8/29: This was a pretty fun week all things considered. We’ve unpacked more boxes, got more work done on the bathroom, decorated the home some more, and I doing better at my water aerobics class. I’m still the skinniest person in the class, so still helping out my confidence! Got to go storm chasing a few times this week, but mostly Mother Nature was just being a dick and sending all the good stuff somewhere else.

And then there’s the serious stuff: more videos surfacing of cops being stupid and engaging in unnecessary violence with excessive force. I have been a lifelong defender of police because there are good cops out there and it’s easy to fall into confirmation bias of “all cops are bad” because we only see the bad. Are police brutality instances actually on the rise, or is the predominance of cell phones capturing more of what was already there? That’s hard to say definitively, but one thing is for sure, it’s getting harder and harder to defend police in general when more of this crazy shit is happening. Protect and serve people. That’s your fucking job: protect and serve.

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