After the rain on 5/30, a rainbow appeared… conveniently pointing the way to Clockwork Comedy where Suzie and I were catching a women only comedy show.
BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 9/14 – 9/20:
DragonCon helped me realize I wasn’t a racist: I wanted to have sex with every female alien species I ran into.
Lot of hippies at Flying Monkey tonight. The tiny conservative in me was uncomfortable, yet slightly turned on.
Imagine how rich we’d be if we got paid to deal with drama.
May have to prostitute myself out to get the Blu-Ray Unrated Cut of WWZ next week.
Coca-Cola weight loss commercials. /facepalm
I fully expect a flood of points in the Bronco’s game.
Yeah, the Broncos need to get their head out from under the water.
It’s like the Broncos are just dog-paddling with the current, hoping to grab a tree until a rescue comes along.
I love it when people ask us to pray after a tragedy, when their god already made it clear he don’t give a shit.
Why are people upset that #MissAmerica is an Indian-American? It’s more controversial that NY women won two years in a row! #StopNYMonopoly
Dear reporter, saying, “I’m going to ask my cameraman to shoot down this sidewalk,” sounds weird when covering a mass shooting.
With everyone talking about hookers, drugs, gangsters, etc. with #GTA5, I bet the NSA is going fucking nuts.
How come Facebook lets me “poke” but not “punch?”
@RckBeyondBelief pointed out that “Foxhole Atheists” doesn’t really apply to Navy and asked what atheists in the Navy should be called. My replies: Godless Semen, Godless of the Seven Seas, and Fleet Atheists.
BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 8/31 – 9/6: I spent the weekend at DragonCon. I really need to write a “what I learned at DragonCon” article, but I’ll probably be too lazy to fucking do it. Don’t forget that I’ll be performing 9/13 at the Homegrown Comedy Show taking place at the Flying Monkey Arts Center in Huntsville, Alabama. The show starts at 8 PM and is only $7 at the door. Oh yeah, and you can bring your own booze!
Professor Elemental is one of the nicest Brits I’ve ever met. ;)
Half of Dragoncon is spent on, “Let’s talk about what we’re gonna do.”
The sharks did the best acting in Sharknado.
Best part of Sharknado was changing the channel to the James Franco roast.
Just dawned on me that one way to end childhood cancer is to stop having children.
My doctor just diagnosed me with ovarian cancer. Either I need a new doctor or he’s suggesting I need to dump my girlfriend.
My body is like, “You know all that horrible food you ate at DragonCon? Yeah, let’s get rid of all of it in the next hour.”
A well-known singer/group doing half-assed versions of their hits while surrounded by choreographed dancers. #SuperBowlPrediction
Really? We’re bringing up Benghazi? Will someone cancel the Republitards prescription of Benghazi Viagra.
Why doesn’t Facebook have a relationship status of “Fuck It?”
Whenever I find myself in agreement with Republicans I have to ask myself, “Okay, where did I get my facts wrong?”
Quoth the Ravens, “Nevermore shall we come out on the field late!”
Idiot in Alabama, “I don’t think it was a chemical attack. I think it was a pesticide attack.” Umm… what’s pesticide?