BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 3/15 – 3/21: This week has been a fun and hectic week for me. My girlfriend is trying to kill me with exercise. I keep telling her that she’s not on my life insurance policy, but she doesn’t seem to care. On the bright side, I’ve lost another 1/2” off my waist (or my ass, I can’t tell). Oh, and fuck you anti-vax morons for causing the Measles to come back to NYC.
3/16
Training today’s cheerleaders for tomorrow’s Zombiepocalypse.
#Cosmos gonna piss off the Religious Wrong again. That happens when you live on faith instead of science.
Oh for fuck’s sake, will someone please kill Lizzy! #TWD (Oh, thanks, much appreciated!)
3/17
I miss California quakes. I don’t miss 24/7 news coverage of people who “lost a tile in their ceiling.”
I wonder if Fred Phelps will have a deathbed conversion… (like gay sex with a male nurse)
Wearing a condom during a fertility festival seems kinda blasphemous.
#earthquake and #luckoftheirish are both trending. Are those two things related?
I don’t know if Flight 370 was hijacked or not, but conspiracy theorists have certainly hijacked the story.
Why are you craning to go to war? What’s the rush, huh?
Politautoeroticasphyxiation: conservatives who don’t realize the GOP they love is actually strangulating them.
#TWD birthday gifts!
Today me buddy O’Laden ‘n I formed Clan O’Kayda and we drank Irish Car Bombs all day!
3/19
Smurficide almost complete!
“Pardon me, sir. Would you happen to have some Grey Poupon?”
Critical Eye Podcast E042: If You’re Gonna Go Big… Go BigIkeComedy!
Someone needs an anger management class and an addiction rehabilitation center.
Well, at least he’s wearing shirt and shoes… so he gets service.
Republican Fire Department responds to a fire at a house owned by a “mooching non-tax-paying” citizen.
3/20
I was surprised to find out that “The Best of the Cutting Crew” was more than just a CD Single.
If you want to celebrate Fred Phelps’ death, do it by signing petitions and getting involved in gay rights activism. [Not funny, just real.]
“It was cheaper than on the base,” stated LT Rogers.
We do what we want… (photo by me)
When you’re tired of enforcing the rules… (photo by me)
Sweater vests should be de-regulated! #RepublicanHipster
“My beer already tastes like piss, so what’s a little de-regulation gonna do? ” – #RepublicanHipster
3/21
I’m amazed at how many people don’t know that the One Eyed One Horned Flying Purple People Eater is a penis.
Life can be tough for a lesbian left-handed albino midget Eskimo. (Props to those that get it.)
The more I think about it, the more GayOz Theory makes sense.
Okay, now the military is starting to creep me out…
Creationists wanting to participate in Cosmos is like Kindergartners wanting to participate in College.
Creationists wanting to participate in Cosmos is like Mario Kart wanting to participate in the Indy 500.
Creationists wanting to participate in Cosmos is like garden slug wanting to participate in a Triathlon.
Creationists wanting to participate in Cosmos is like T-Ball wanting to participate in the NBA, MLB or whatever acronym represents baseball.
Gotta remember that I’m not 20 anymore. Let’s just say I’m not as flexible as I used to be.
I don’t think that sign means what the think it means. (photo by me)
Blair Scott: Synthentral 