BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 4/18 – 4/24: Just as I’m starting to feel better with the upper respiratory infection (which I still have three weeks later), I blow my back out doing trivial shit. Back problems are so weird. I can lift 30lb boxes all day and be just fine and then lean over to grab the garlic powder and be paralyzed for life. This blowout is really bad. It’s actually caused partial paralysis and the pain was (and is) excruciating. Going to the ER wasn’t going to do me any good sitting in those shitty plastic chairs for five hours just waiting for triage. So I opted to go see my regular doctor so I could get a referral to a neurologist. In the meantime, while waiting for that appointment to come around, I’ll just sit here in pain. Thanks American healthcare system! We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #1!
I’m honored to now be part of the Tornado Wx Chasers team! Providing the public with severe weather alerts, information, and ground truth from chasers and spotters. #ForeverChasing
OTHER STUFF:
- GF: Why do you always have to argue? Me: What are you talking about? I never argue.
- While my back blowout has caused me issues and excruciating pain, it solved two existing issues. Nerves are fickle.
- Luckily, I don’t listen to my doctor. My doc said, “Take as needed for pain.” I’d take one every minute and OD if I listened to my doctor!
CAPTION CENTRAL:
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Nothing says the weekend like Pepsi and Anal Lube.
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Switzerland reports that the few citizens who couldn’t read English all drowned yesterday.
Blair Scott: Synthentral 