BWAHAHA (Blair’s Week Attempts at Haha’s) 7/5 – 7/11: I wrapped up my vacation in Arkansas and came home. It’s always good to be home. I also decided to no longer do standup comedy this week (see below for the link if you missed it), but I’ll still do the BWAHAHA because I’ll always be stupid and silly.
OTHER STUFF
“You’re not going to mass?”
“I don’t go to church.”
“This isn’t for you, it’s for John & Jane.”
“I don’t go to church.”
Vacation ends on a high note
Wearing my JAWS shirt to the Beach Boys concert. Totally appropriate. #BeachBoys
There are more Hawaiian shirts here than were at Pearl Harbor on December 6, 1941. #BeachBoys
John Stamos is on stage with the Beach Boys playing guitar and drums. Showoff. #BeachBoys
140 CHARACTER ASSASSINATIONS
Canoe goes in the water, you go in the canoe… You go in the water, canoe keeps going down the river without you. #Tippecanoe #Ouch
When after a long break from gaming you can’t remember if R1 or R2 fires the weapon and you die. #LoadLastCheckpoint
The action and adventure buff in me really likes The Last Ship, but the ex sailor in me cringes every few minutes they get shit wrong.
CAPTION CENTRAL
Someone’s over-compensating.
Where baby trucks come from. Our where libertarians are in charge.
All officers, be on the lookout for a hit & run suspect vehicle: a red & white truck with the words Coke on it.
I’m pretty sure there’s no such thing as accidental porn… but I could be wrong.
If only we had places like this in America, so all the racists were easily identifiable.
The ignorant are unlikely to catch the mistake, but are more likely not to buy it without a “USA Flag.”
Go watch a flood wearing your short shorts, because you’ll never need survival gear. Nope. Never.
Best friends are willing to show the world their ass so that you don’t have to.
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!
I’m pretty sure there’s a back garage for getting car radios installed.
Blair Scott: Synthentral 