This week’s attempt to be funny on Twitter from 5/3 to 5/10 (posted in order of Tweets). Wrote new material for standup this week and so was distracted from Twitter. Sorry y’all!
5/5
JesusLuvsMeLongTime #ChristianMingleUsernames
NailMeLikeJesus #ChristianMingleUsernames
WasSavingMyselfForJesusButYoullDo #ChristianMingleUsernames
FemSub4U #ChristianMingleUsernames
LookingForSecondCuming #ChristianMingleUsernames
I’mCrazierThanRevelation #ChristianMingleUsernames
5/7
After nine years in captivity, the three women walk outside and go, “Wow, downtown looks really nice now.”
Gary Tuckman from CNN asking the hard questions, you know, like he didn’t ask the Bush administration.
Blair Scott: Synthentral 