#CandyHeartRejects on Twitter

Did you notice on Twitter that the hashtag #CandyHeartRejects made it to the top 5 most tweets on February 13th, the day before that made-up holiday that makes men pretend to care more than they actually do? Well, I just had to do my part. If you don’t follow me on Twitter, you should probably stay away, but if you’re up for it, I’m at @blairscott_al.

My contributions (in the order they were Tweeted):

Let Me Give You An STD! #CandyHeartRejects
Small Penis For YOU! #CandyHeartRejects
I Have Plan B! #CandyHeartRejects
Date Grape Flavor! #CandyHeartRejects
Registered Sex Offender #CandyHeartRejects
I <3 UR Mom! #CandyHeartRejects
That's Not Nasal Drip #CandyHeartRejects
Just the Tip? #CandyHeartRejects
Sloppy Seconds FTW! #CandyHeartRejects
Got Lube? #CandyHeartRejects
I'm a Helmethead! #CandyHeartRejects
Let's Dock! #CandyHeartRejects #gaysex
No Means YES! #CandyHeartRejects
You're Ugly, But I'm Desperate #CandyHeartRejects
Butterface! #CandyHeartRejects
JIMP! #CandyHeartRejects
I've Got Wood! #CandyHeartRejects
Poppin' Tent! #CandyHeartRejects
I <3 UR CHERRY #CandyHeartRejects
TOUCH IT #CandyHeartRejects
I <3 UR SISTER #CandyHeartRejects
RUFINOL #CandyHeartRejects
VAS SAFE! #CandyHeartRejects
MILF LOVER #CandyHeartRejects
GILF LOVER #CandyHeartRejects
COUGARS FTW! #CandyHeartRejects
MY SUGAR MOMMA #CandyHeartRejects
LET'S FELCH #CandyHeartRejects #gaysex
LICKALOTAPUS #CandyHeartRejects
WANT UR RUSTY WAGON WHEEL! #CandyHeartRejects @RalphGarman @ThatKevinSmith

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